Kid’s Church is super fun. It starts at about 10:30am Sundays. So if you are in church you can send your kids out at that time and get some blessed peace.. If you are not in church send your kids anyway and get some blessed peace.
I had this teacher in year 3 who hated it when anyone called children kids. She was like “a kid is a goat!”. If she was reading this she would send a goat along to Kids Church just to teach me a lesson.
Also did you know that way back in the day it was common to make something a plural by putting “en” on the end? So if you had a lots of shirts you would say “all my shirten need washing”. But eventually that died out and everyone just put “s” on the end of their nouns to show they had more than one. This was the case for every word except for three. For some reason we still say oxen, brethren and CHILDREN. Nobody knows why.
SO get your childs along to SALVOS KIDS!